Mookery not Mastery

May 16

It’s been a long time.. Shouldn’t have left you…… #mookshops SHALL TAKE PLACE IN JULY!!! details to come out kinda not soon! Goodnight!

Also! Shoutout to the anonymous anons who left us those questions, weI’ll try and answer them soon. We promise! Finals took up our lives, but now that it’s over, it’s time to celebrate!

Feel free to ask any question any time! None will be ignored! we promise you that! (refusing to answer a question still counts as not ignoring it, mwahaha)

But come on now.. How ridiculous can a question be for us not to answer it.. We’re pretty ridiculous.

May 14

ruinedchildhood:

don’t try to hide it, imma make you my bitch.

ruinedchildhood:

don’t try to hide it, imma make you my bitch.

May 13

itsjanjanmkaay asked: what if a girl wanted to join the mooks (not me) ::gasp:: like tried being really chill with you guys and started hanging out with you guys and all that blah blah. would you do it? would you let her on?!? hmmm?

Only is she grew a penis.. Or fed us for a thousand days and was hotter than a million suns..

So you have two more things to do ;)

May 10

Totally forgot to mention, third floor! First roomon the left!

And there will be two trays of puto for anyone who comes by! It’s free, too!
And it’ll be super fun!

OPEN SESSION. MOOKINATION. 6PM. BE THERE.

the address to our beloved home, Mookination, is 110 Warren St. Newark, NJ.

requirement:
bring a smile.. …..

radryan asked: How often do you guys get your muffins buttered? Would you like me to get someone to butter your muffins?

Last one for the night!

We have appointments for these buttering sessions every Thursday at 308. Aren’t you scheduled for tomorrow?

Good night, everyone!

Anonymous asked: ALL of you guys are soo hott in sports jerseys mmmf.

Definitely a troll! Leave us alone! Be gone, troll! be gone! Go on! Git!

Git! I said!

Anonymous asked: If you could take someone from Defined Movement, Rhythm Jrs, and UFPx; who would they be?

Hahah I was about to answer this, but we don’t know that many people on these teams too well! 

We’d add anyone who is cool, never stops having fun, loves food, is funny, likes to dance, and is a boy. Our boy<3

I can’t believe we’re getting questions.. Haha

Anonymous asked: Any new mooks?

At the moment, nooooo. just the same 17 from defining rhythm!

Anonymous asked: MOOKSS <3 i love you guys hehe. whens your next workshop?!?!

We love you too<333 Soon! Soon! Hopefully June or July! Who do you guys wanna see teach?!?!